February 2010
21 posts
January 2010
22 posts
Thanks for the heavy ass trophy.
– T-Pain’s acceptance speech
There’s definitely some porn in her past.
– My dad, while watching American Idol.
I did something that your average 21 year old just doesn’t do.
– Vinny on Jersey Shore.
Actually Vinny, your summer is exactly what 21 year olds do.
Erika, I think this has your name written all over it. Get on it!
almostfunny:
Dear Internet,
Why haven’t I heard a spoof recording of Limp Bizkit’s “Nookie” called “Snooki” about everyone’s favorite Oompa Loompa-sized “Jersey Shore” character? Come on Internet, someone get on this. It doesn’t even have to be good, just do it.
Thanks,
Adam